Hoodlum
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Hold and drag to tag the wall
Hoodlum grew up behind the dumpsters on 100th Street. Never asked for permission. Never paid for a can of paint.
When Robinhood opened a chain, he saw a wall nobody had tagged yet. So he tagged it.
$HOODLUM has no utility, no roadmap and no ecosystem. It has a cat in a green hoodie who thinks he owns the block, and a crew that agrees.
“I don’t do roadmaps. I do walls.”
Hoodlum, to a reporter who was not invited
Nine lives so far. He remembers all of them and regrets two.
Life one of nine
Born behind the dumpsters on 100th Street. No mother he would name and no father he would admit to. He could open a trash lid before he could purr, and he has never once said thank you for a meal.
Lost to a raccoon named Dennis, who wanted the lid more.
Life two of nine
Taken in by the bodega on the corner. Slept on the scratch-off tickets, which is how he learned that everybody buys a ticket and nobody reads the odds. Still his entire investment philosophy.
Lost to a nap in the walk-in fridge. Cold, but fair.
Life three of nine
Found a rooftop with a pigeon coop and a view of the whole block. Ran the coop like a landlord. Rent was paid in breadcrumbs. It was the first thing he ever owned and the last time he asked permission for anything.
Lost to gravity, after a strong opinion about a ledge.
Life four of nine
Pulled a green hoodie off a clothesline on 99th and put it on. It was too big then. It is too big now. It has not come off since, including during the fridge incident, which raises questions he will not answer.
Lost to a laundromat. He does not discuss the laundromat.
Life five of nine
Found a spray can with a quarter of the paint left and wrote his name across the front of the precinct. Spelled it right on the second try. The first try is still there, underneath.
Lost to the precinct. Briefly.
Life six of nine
Met Big Cats at a fence, C at a chess table, and Meowhood on a fire escape where he was already keeping lookout for nobody in particular. None of them asked to join. They just kept showing up, and eventually that is what a crew is.
Lost to a block party that got out of hand. See Exhibit C.
Life seven of nine
Bought his first gold chain with money he has never explained. Then a second one. Then the rings. He wears his own name because nobody on the block was saying it right.
Lost to a jeweler who overcharged him. He got the chain back. The jeweler got tagged.
Life eight of nine
One volume. He carried it up every stairwell in Meowhood and collected noise complaints like they were awards. Some of them are framed.
Lost to the batteries, at the loudest part of the best song.
Life nine of nine
Robinhood opened a chain. Hoodlum walked onto it like he had lived there for years, tagged the first wall he saw, and started buying his own token from the pool like everybody else. This is the life he is on now. He intends to keep it.
Lost to nothing yet. Do not be the reason.
Four cats. One block. No intention of behaving.
Everything you would want to check before you ape, in one place.
Every token starts in the liquidity pool. Nothing is minted to the team and there is no presale.
The crew's share is bought from that same pool at market price, like everyone else's. Most of it gets locked so the floor holds. The rest pays for memes, partnerships and growth.
TBA at launch
Four steps. About ten minutes, most of it waiting on the bridge.
Any Ethereum wallet works on Robinhood Chain. MetaMask, Rabby and Robinhood Wallet are all fine. Add the Robinhood Chain network when it asks.
Send ETH to Robinhood Chain through the Arbitrum bridge or an aggregator like Jumper. Gas is paid in ETH, so keep a little spare.
Open the Arbitrum bridgePaste the contract address from above into a DEX on Robinhood Chain and swap. Check the address twice. Hoodlum has imitators.
Open the swapAdd $HOODLUM to your wallet, join the crew and watch the wall. Paper hands get tagged.
Pick a shot, type the words, post it. Hoodlum does not need the credit.
The launch date, the contract address and every new piece of art land here first.